Dr. House's most memorable quips from Season 4
“You don't like strong, you don't like assertive. You like needy. She's not dying, is she?” - Don't Ever Change
“She's scary. Why does scary need pathetic?” - Don't Ever Change
“People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep on repeating 'people don't change.' ” - Don't Ever Change
“And I call you Cutthroat Bitch, well, quod erat demonstrandum. And I speak in Latin because I don't try to hide what an ass I am.” - Don't Ever Change
“This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves... Oh my God -- you're sleeping with me.” - Don't Ever Change
“How's our mental Yentl?” - Don't Ever Change
“Slippery slope -- today we withhold porn, tomorrow it's clean bandages.” - Frozen
“Coma Guy needs cable. Women's billiards is the only thing keeping him alive.”- Frozen
“I'm a complicated man: I loathe her for many reasons.” - Frozen
“Only if you count Jenna Jameson's autobiography as a gynecological text.”- Frozen
“We could, but I'd never forgive myself if we found something before we got to your breasts. ” - Frozen
“Did they teach that before or after the class on fondling your inner child?” - Frozen
“Tell her to walk north until she runs into a hospital.” - Frozen
“He drilled a hole in your skull after drinking your pee. I think he's up for this.” - Frozen